I need to lose 30 pounds in today
「Who dares summon the master of glib, the deliverer of one-liners and the shogun of sarcasm?」
my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game
human, we need to have a talk about you not meeting the standards expected of you by the company.
my life in one picture
there is no picture
i have no life
I sat here for 6 minutes waiting for the picture to load.
if you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?